Meet Simone Paolercio. She's a 6th grade teacher at Lakeland Highlands Middle School in Lakeland, FL. She's also one of the most hideous looking human beings we've ever seen (we're using the word human quite broadly here). What the fuck happened to her face, is that what happens when you eat $20 worth of McDonalds every day? Jesus Christ lay off the tater tots woman.
Paolercio was arrested on Saturday after pelting McDonalds employees with food she had just ordered during a temper tantrum you'd expect more from a 3 year old.
Check out the video surveillance of the incident below:
Imagine how bad/uneventful your life must be when an order of tater tots ruins your whole day.
Jessica Balderas, a McDonald’s worker, told cops that “there was a disagreement over two hashbrowns,” according to a Polk County Sheriff’s Office report. Paolercio reportedly became “irritated” and “wanted them to take the food back and refund her money.”After a manager arrived to speak with Paolercio, the educator tossed some of the food items back through the drive-thru window when the man refused to provide a refund.
If anyone has any additional information about this ugly beast of a woman, send us a message or leave a comment. Any former students?
Update: A friend of People Liking People has sent us Simone Paolercio's contact info:
Phone: (863) 646-6197
Address: 5723 Scott Lake Rd. Lakeland FL 33813