Monday, February 28, 2011

Gaddafi is Pimp Gangsta

I just can't get enough of this guy Gaddafi, Libyan leader for 42 years. Sometimes he looks straight up gangsta, other times the biggest flaming homo we've ever seen. But there's definitely something to be said about this guy's fashion sense.

One of these things is not like the other....

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

I guess when you're the ruler of a country for over 40 years you can be as fruity as you damn well please. They can either like it or they can suck your dick. Or both.

Stoned out of his fucking mind, but playin' it cool

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Fight at Denny's Caught on Video

The video:

This happened at a Denny's in Chicopee, Mass. this past Sunday, Feb 20.

Here's the police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

We're told that the altercation started long before these folks were inside Denny's. Apparently while in route to Denny's one car was cut off by the other and tempers continued to flare once they got inside. We're not exactly sure who's at fault here or really who to cheer for, so if anyone out there has the low down on this story please leave a comment below. The police report redacted the names of everyone involved, but we would like to know the names so if you are one of the people involved or you know who it was, let us know!

What we see here is a small group sitting down eating, 2 gals and a guy. The guy and girl that approach the table appear to be the aggressors. The guy standing starts taking shots at the guy sitting, then his woman gets involved and she ends up taking shots at the 2 gals. We don't know the full story here of what went down, but it appears to us that the aggressors are intellectually inferior and lost the argument they were having, but they didn't want to just leave looking like idiots so their only recourse to save face was to start getting physical. So at this point we're siding with the 2 gals and guy that were sitting down eating. We'd really like to know the names of the aggressors, the man and the woman, so again if anyone has any information...names, addresses...etc let us know! Let's shame the trash.

One thing that has us very concerned though is this little tidbit:

While investigators have identified each pugilist seen in the YouTube video, a Chicopee Police spokesperson said that for someone to be charged with simple assault and battery the attack must occur in the presence of a police officer.

We've never been to Chicopee, Massachusetts so we really don't know how things operate down there. But if this policy is true, it has to be one of the dumbest things we've heard in a long time. Apparently in Chicopee you can just go up and beat the shit out of whoever you want and as long as you don't do it in front of a police offer, you get off scott free. Is it really that backwards down there? Or is the Chicopee Police spokesperson a fucking retard that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground? Anyone from Chicopee reading this? Let us know what the hell is going on in your town.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Union Head to Wisconsin Teachers: STFU & GBTW

When even the union is telling you to get your ass back to work, you know you have a problem. Teachers in Wisconsin have been refusing to work because they disagree with a state bill which would take away their right to collectively bargain for their benefits and working conditions. Every one of those teachers that took off work should be fired immediately. There are plenty of teachers across the country that aren't currently working that would love the opportunity to have a job. Let's give them a chance and quit pandering to these crybabies.

Who needs collective bargaining? Lazy people and idiots. Anyone with half a brain knows how to bargain on their own behalf and show the value that they bring to their employer by doing a good job and working with management to make sure they're properly compensated. If management won't budge then you go work for someone else that does see the value you bring. If you find yourself in a position where no one sees the value in what you bring to the table, obviously your value isn't as good as you thought it was and you need to work on improving your skills or work ethic.

This is all common sense to almost everyone except for the teachers in Wisconsin. I'm not sure if it's something in the drinking water or what, but somewhere along the line their brains have failed them. And now all they've done is disrupted the education for their students they claim to care about, and made themselves look like absolute fools in the process. So listen to your union and get your lazy asses back to work. Think you should be paid more? Talk to management. If they refuse, then quit pussy footing around and just get another job. Stop acting like a child. Working conditions? What, do you think you work in a sweat shop or something? Or are working in a dangerous underground coal mine? Shut the fuck up and get back to work. If you don't want to work then quit. It's not rocket science people.

Friday, February 18, 2011

In Defense of Justin Bieber: Shame On Rolling Stone

Wow, I thought we'd never do this, but we're actually sticking up for Justin Bieber.

There's been some outrage lately stemming from a Rolling Stone interview with Justin Bieber in which he was asked what his stance on abortion is in the event of rape. His response:

"Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I don't know how that would be a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."
Abortion is a highly polarizing topic where things can get heated very quickly, whether one is pro-life or pro-choice. So pretty much no matter what his answer was, he was bound to lose with one side or the other. And some are outraged that he would imply that somehow there's a reason some women get raped. I'll admit, that was kind of a dumb comment that didn't make sense. But we're giving him a pass on it because he was put on the spot about something he probably hasn't done a lot of thinking about.

But that isn't even the real story. The real story is Rolling Stone magazine asking Justin Beiber about abortion in the event of rape in the first place. Really guys? He's a "teen heart throb", practically still a child himself, a pop star of preteen girls. What in the hell does rape and abortion have to do with anything he's involved with? I could see asking a politician about it, or someone who has made abortion or rape one of their causes they've taken up in life. But some child pop star? What in the hell were they thinking? It was pretty much a setup from the very beginning. There's no way for him to answer that question and it be the right answer. They knew it would create controversy and it would be publicity for the magazine, whether it was good or bad publicity wasn't of concern. What a cheap and pathetic way to make news.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Allstate Insurance's Dick Weasel Move

Do you have Allstate Insurance? If so, drop them and get someone more legitimate (I personally use Nationwide, been with them for years and have never had any problems), because they're a bunch of dicks who apparently will do everything they can to get out of their end of whatever deal they've committed themselves to.

The Story: Last Saturday Allstate sponsored a contest at a U.S. Hockey League game in Indianapolis in which a $50,000 prize would be won if the contestant could shoot a puck from 200 feet away into a goal that was only 6 inches wide, a feat that's next to impossible. Well one man, Richard Marsh, actually pulled it off and was a very happy winner that night. Unfortunately Allstate then stepped in and rained on his parade:

Asked what he'd do with the cash if he made the seemingly impossible shot - knocking a 3-inch puck 175ft into a hole just over 3-inch wide - he said he'd give it to the St. Vincent Heart Center

And then he stepped up, took the shot and remarkably got it in - much to the shock of watching fans, officials… and the insurance firm responsible for the payout.

They have now said the charity will not get the money because Marsh had his foot over the line when he made the shot

Witnesses of the shot say he shot the puck right where it was placed. He didn't move it forward in an attempt to cheat. He walked right to where he was lead, so he actually never had a chance to start where they claim he should have: it was rigged from the very beginning.

Now the kicker to all of this is that Allstate is now trying to say that they aren't responsible at all for him not getting the money, because it's some unknown 3rd party insurance company that is in charge of the payout and made the decision to disqualify him, not Allstate. And we say that's complete bullshit. Allstate is the one using the contest to promote themselves, they put their name behind it. So it looks like they made an agreement with a behind-the-scenes unknown insurance company so in the event that they ever had to disqualify someone, they could blame it on some anonymous company and Allstate's reputation wouldn't be hurt because of it.

Gee I wonder how many times this happens with their customers that pay them for coverage. "Oops, sorry your claim is invalid and can't be covered. Oh, don't blame us, it's some anonymous 3rd party company we work with sometimes, but believe us we're doing everything we can for you".

Update, here's the video of the amazing shot: