Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Fight at Denny's Caught on Video

The video:

This happened at a Denny's in Chicopee, Mass. this past Sunday, Feb 20.

Here's the police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

We're told that the altercation started long before these folks were inside Denny's. Apparently while in route to Denny's one car was cut off by the other and tempers continued to flare once they got inside. We're not exactly sure who's at fault here or really who to cheer for, so if anyone out there has the low down on this story please leave a comment below. The police report redacted the names of everyone involved, but we would like to know the names so if you are one of the people involved or you know who it was, let us know!

What we see here is a small group sitting down eating, 2 gals and a guy. The guy and girl that approach the table appear to be the aggressors. The guy standing starts taking shots at the guy sitting, then his woman gets involved and she ends up taking shots at the 2 gals. We don't know the full story here of what went down, but it appears to us that the aggressors are intellectually inferior and lost the argument they were having, but they didn't want to just leave looking like idiots so their only recourse to save face was to start getting physical. So at this point we're siding with the 2 gals and guy that were sitting down eating. We'd really like to know the names of the aggressors, the man and the woman, so again if anyone has any information...names, addresses...etc let us know! Let's shame the trash.

One thing that has us very concerned though is this little tidbit:

While investigators have identified each pugilist seen in the YouTube video, a Chicopee Police spokesperson said that for someone to be charged with simple assault and battery the attack must occur in the presence of a police officer.

We've never been to Chicopee, Massachusetts so we really don't know how things operate down there. But if this policy is true, it has to be one of the dumbest things we've heard in a long time. Apparently in Chicopee you can just go up and beat the shit out of whoever you want and as long as you don't do it in front of a police offer, you get off scott free. Is it really that backwards down there? Or is the Chicopee Police spokesperson a fucking retard that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground? Anyone from Chicopee reading this? Let us know what the hell is going on in your town.


  1. Nothing is really backwards, it's a pretty standard middle-class Massachusetts town. However, it's neighbored by 2 of the cities with the highest crime rates in MA, Springfield and Holyoke. This was around 3 a.m, when all of the drunken bar slobs end up at Denny's after last call because it's the only place open other than miscellaneous drive-throughs. It's kind of like a nice old woman living between two crack houses. It doesn't help that the lower income minorities and such have been gradually encroaching upon the town for years and are turning some of the sections into really bad parts.

    As far as the police charges, from what I've been told both parties were asked about pressing charges/filing complaints/whatever and both declined. If neither are willing I don't think there's much they can do about that.

  2. Hey thanks for the comment, we appreciate the input!