Mom puts on a little show for the family but forgets to wipe

Wow this uhm....well we're kind of speechless over here. This is one of the most embarrassing and cringe-worthy yet absolutely hysterical videos we've ever seen. So we have mom, probably in her mid to late 30s, getting down and singing along to tunes on her i-pod "I believe in miracles...you sexy thing". It appears her kids are in front of her, one of them filming. Now at first it seems innocent enough, maybe she's just in a good mood and is doing a little dancing and exercising. But for some reason she decides to get a little naughty and starts shaking her ass. We can only guess she's trying to show her kids she's still got it? Which is kind of pathetic, especially knowing what happens next. Evidently just shaking her ass wasn't enough though, she then proceeds to pull her pants down while shaking her behind, displaying a massive shit stain.



If you're going to be the type of person that randomly strips down to their underwear, make sure you're also the type of of person that wipes their ass real well.

Ohio Gym Teacher Jailed for Sex With Students

From abcnews.com:

A popular Ohio high school gym teacher has been sentenced to four years in jail after a judge rejected her insanity defense and convicted her on 16 counts of sexual battery for sleeping with several of her former students.

This happens like every other day now doesn't it? You gotta wonder who these guys are that keep turning their hot female teachers in. They gave you the time of your life, a moment you'll never forget. And you fucked it up.

Our favorite quote from the story:

One of the victim's fathers testified at the trial of how his son was negatively affected by Schuler's actions.

"He suffered from depression, loss of motivation … almost didn't go to college -- he was angry at home and he didn't want to be around family or anyone -- my son was not who he used to be," the father said.

Hmmm loss of motivation, didn't want to go to college, didn't want to be around family....Isn't this normal for a guy in his late teens? What 17 year old kid do you know loves hanging out with the folks and has motivation?