Girl gets splurged on...by her dog

We've all seen it. The dog starts humping your leg or someone else's leg. Most sensible folks just shoo the dog away and that's the end of it. But then there's this girl, who for some reason didn't seem to notice that her dog had a raging hard-on.


We feel more sorry for the dog in this situation. At the climax of what should have been the best moment of his day, he gets an earful of screaming that probably sounded much worse and more obnoxious to his sensitive dog-ears than we can only imagine.

Mom puts on a little show for the family but forgets to wipe

Wow this uhm....well we're kind of speechless over here. This is one of the most embarrassing and cringe-worthy yet absolutely hysterical videos we've ever seen. So we have mom, probably in her mid to late 30s, getting down and singing along to tunes on her i-pod "I believe in miracles...you sexy thing". It appears her kids are in front of her, one of them filming. Now at first it seems innocent enough, maybe she's just in a good mood and is doing a little dancing and exercising. But for some reason she decides to get a little naughty and starts shaking her ass. We can only guess she's trying to show her kids she's still got it? Which is kind of pathetic, especially knowing what happens next. Evidently just shaking her ass wasn't enough though, she then proceeds to pull her pants down while shaking her behind, displaying a massive shit stain.



If you're going to be the type of person that randomly strips down to their underwear, make sure you're also the type of of person that wipes their ass real well.