A woman who flagged down an undercover officer and then offered oral sex was arrested.
The officer was driving down Lovejoy Road around 8 p.m. when the 45-year-old woman motioned for the officer to stop, according to the Fort Walton Beach Police Department arrest report.
Could you imagine this going down, a police officer driving home after a long day at work, sees an old raggedy woman flagging him down "hmm what's going on here, I better pull over...maybe she needs help...
WHAT? Sex? with you?? For $17?? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? Good God woman.
How come these prostitutes are always so damn ugly? I mean most guys can usually find a way to get sex for free, you'd think if you're paying for it you had better be getting some sort of extra quality to make it worth the money but somehow it ends up bassackwards. It's like trying to compete with the grocery store by selling spoiled meat for double the price.